do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
(via stubbornlov)
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
(Source: venipede, via cindyherloove)
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
(via luckycharms--soymilk)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via love-finite)
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
(via whathappenedtoinnocencee)
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
(Source: darrynek, via whathappenedtoinnocencee)
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(Source: afroarabia, via whathappenedtoinnocencee)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via ayeeitskatrina)
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
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you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
(via whathappenedtoinnocencee)
